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Old June 18 2013, 11:56 PM   #21
Ln X
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Re: TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?


Picard: Mr La Forge, why is this schematic not of the Enterprise?
La Forge: Er... Practical joke from the designers of Utopia Planetia Shipyards?


There is a reason why 24th sex toys are banned in Starfleet...


Picard: I'm sorry but I don't do threesomes.
Q: Not even with an immortal omnipotent being like me?
Vash: Just think of the possibilities...


La Forge: This tricorder has been rigged with ten percent more oral sensitivity and eight percent more anal sensitivity.



Captain's Log supplemental: Worf's targpox continues to be highly infectious and has everyone nearby in hives.
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