Picard: Mr La Forge, why is this schematic not of the Enterprise?
La Forge: Er... Practical joke from the designers of Utopia Planetia Shipyards?
There is a reason why 24th sex toys are banned in Starfleet...
Picard: I'm sorry but I don't do threesomes.
Q: Not even with an immortal omnipotent being like me?
Vash: Just think of the possibilities...
La Forge: This tricorder has been rigged with ten percent more oral sensitivity and eight percent more anal sensitivity.
Captain's Log supplemental: Worf's targpox continues to be highly infectious and has everyone nearby in hives.