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Old June 18 2013, 09:57 PM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?

Picard: An Oberth? Again? Can't Starfleet Command send us to help any of the ships that aren't nearly a century old?
Geordi: Sorry sir, there's no room in the budget for that.

Picard: Will you agree to leave if I marry the two of you?
Q: And spare Janeway the torment of dealing with me?
Picard: Damn it... alright, you can stay here until the end of the week, but that's it. Now, I have a conference to attend in a ridiculous outfit.

Everyone's respect for Beverly jumped when they saw the technobabble on her medical tricorder was even more indecipherable than the stuff on the regular tricorder.

Worf: ENOUGH COUNSELOR! We have suffered through your emoting an uselessness for seven years! The madness must end!

Worf: You have no idea how satisfying this is.
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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