Captain's Log: It will be necessary while at the next starbase to have Mr. Laforge's visor readjusted.
For the time being, I don't have the heart to tell him his depth perception is off, & he's not really pressing any buttons
Betazoid menstruation is a bitch
Picard: Q... I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing your knees... again
Picard: And why again are the birds so angry?
Picard: Worf! No more Gagh! If you damage the environmental control systems again I'm transferring you to engineering
Laforge: (Over Comm) Not unless you want my resignation