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Old June 18 2013, 01:16 PM   #10
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Re: TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?

Captain's Log: We're answering the distress call from yet another crappy Oberth class science ship. I don't even know why Starfleet sends these things out. Something always goes wrong, we have to save their asses and then do the mission they were supposed to be doing anyways.

Betazoid heartburn exhibited some unusual symptoms when compared to humanity's version.

Picard: You and Vash? Well it seems only appropriate she's wearing the pants.
Q: Big talk from a man in a dress.

Picard: You designed an OS that's not Windows or Apple? 300 years too late Mr. LaForge.

Picard: We will not fire on the alien vessel attacking us... hail them aga--
Worf: (Sneezes loudly)
Riker: Problem Mr. Worf?
Worf: I'm allergic to pansies, sir.
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