All brilliant ideas guys but
1. No no no synthenol
2. No Denobulans - they look weird (just joking about the reason) but no Denobulans
3. Spock can have a pet sehlat or the cat from the Gary 7 episode (a spy cat) Only Spock can have a cat because he's my favourite.
4. They can have lot of food but I want the cubey things from TOS.
5. I in principle agree about Kirk getting a maniacal computer to commit suicide but the boat might have sailed on that one.
6. Kirk should rip his shirt. (optional)
I am going to trademark all these brilliant ideas JJ so don't try to use them without paying me (even the ones I stole off other people)