Hello everyone! I look forward to the day that I finally get my caption contests back to a weekend start, will this weekend be it? I dunno. We'll have to play this one out...
First up to the plate, we have the "Well, it's progress, isn't it?" Award, going to:
Mr. Adventure wrote:
: Second base! Woo-hoo!
: um, Geor....ur, never mind...
Next, we have the "Special Skills" Award, going to:
: "Guinan, you always have the most beautiful anvil styled hats on."
: "Commander, I've never seen anybody pull off a stiff back craned neck walk as authoritatively as you."
: "Um, I think I'll see you guys later." *leaves*
Next, we have the "System Failure" Award, going to:
DATA: Data to Bridge. The holodeck appears to be malfunctioning. I asked for a great comedian and it gave me Joe Piscopo.
Next, we have the "Worthy Adversary" Award, going to:
J. Allen wrote:
"It is in the corner, Lieutenant."
"Indeed. This spider is a shrewd tactician, and will be a worthy foe."
Next, we have the "Whodunnit?" Award, going to:
captain crow wrote:
Picard: Well, if wasn't you and it wasn't me... then who was it?
[Picard and Riker turn and look at Worf]
Worf: If I did it you'd all be unconscious right now.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
Picard: Capital idea, taking a page out of Mister Worf's book, Number One.
Riker: Cultural identity is the rule, sir.
R. Star wrote:
Captain's Log Supplimental: My security chief is a snarling brute who can't win a fight, my counselor can't do anything useful beyond state the obvious, my helmsman is blind, my first officer is an annoying boob and I can't go a week without my engineer doing something stupid to make me fire them. I truly am on the voyage of the damned.
Picard: Will... Did Tasha do something different with her hair today?
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!
Lets start a new contest!