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Old June 18 2013, 04:58 AM   #5
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 109; A Small Ship

TFTW Ln X!



Janes: This one time, at band camp.....




Chaks: Now program the crew's recreational hologram with your physical attributes, Seven.
Janes: But make her...warm for our forms.
Kims: No! Keep her cold as ice.
Seven: And a riding crop?
All: Yes!




Paris: After we put Naomi to bed I'll show you my holoprogram, "How Treevis Got His Wood Back."




Chaks: Can I be frank with you?
Seven: Yes.
Chaks: ♪ ♫ Fly me to the moon, let me play....♪ ♫ ♩ ♬
B'Elanna: Oh just buy her a lobster, she'll put out.




Paris: How do you make a Bajoran stew?
Kims: I don't know?
Paris: Tell her the Occupation was a myth.
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