Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;
^I don't know...I kind of liked the Riker one better -- it was more in character. It reminded me of that brilliant youtube edit of Riker Sitting Down Like a Crazy Person:
I AM COWBOY YEE HAW1!
Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes.
J'onn: It's all I have.
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Janeway does Melbourne