Thanks for the win!
Male Fan: When I demanded proof that the spots go all the way down... this is not
what I had in mind!!!
Somehow it was fitting that the Zombie Apocalypse started at Quark's...
O'brien: Hey.. Ezri passed out.
Bashir: What happened?
Quark: Oh sorry... I meant to put the roofie in Kira's drink.
Kira: Oh so you wanted to have your way with me Quark.... well now I'm going to have my way with you...
Quark: Oh hell.. if you need me I'll be in my storage room securing the ah... something.
Quark: No belief in the afterlife, belief that everyone should serve the state, no property, no acquisition of wealth...
Rom: These Soviets don't seem very nice.
Nog: I don't recall reading much of them from Earth's history. I remember some obscure reference in the short chapter titled Non-Western History.
Quark: Other than the whole torture and gulag thing, they seem very similar to the Federation hew-mons though.
Bashir: Oh yeah... we had a great time. Highly recommend the mirror universe, Commander. The Intendant can't say no.. if you know what I mean.