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Old June 16 2013, 03:49 PM   #29
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes...

Remo Williams the Adventure Begins is a cult film with a treasure trove of great quotes:

Chiun: Do you know why they call it "fast food"? Because it leads you to the quickest way to the grave
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Remo:
You know, Chiun You're a real pain in the ass.
Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

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Chiun:
In Korea, doorhandles do not break.
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