Tasha: Why no, I've never seen the episode of Jonathan Creek
where the pervy black American pretends to be blind so he can touch up women.
Why do you ask?
Riker: I loved you in that film you did with Ted Danson.
See Wesley, the trick to pulling is to make your bullshit sound sincere.
Data: Ah, so to be funny, you have to have a ridiculous mullet?
Dorn: Hey Mr. Roddenberry, I've got some suggestions on the new script... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Spiner: Always knock first, you never know when Gene's doing a casting session.
Dorn: MY EYES! FETCH THE MIND BLEACH!
Picard: Will... Did Tasha do something different with her hair today?