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Old June 13 2013, 05:11 AM   #15
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Re: TNG Caption This! 316: Brace for Comedy!

Tasha began to think that this may not have been a good idea

Guinan: "Hmmm, let's see. Your cheek bones are a bit high, we could bring them down just a touch. And this nose? Tasha my girl, I think you need this turned up a bit, a little bit o' Irish!"

Wesley didn't exactly volunteer to be the judge of Riker and Guinan's 98th staring contest, and began to wish he'd hit the head before they started.

How many starfleet officers does it take to change a torchier halogen light bulb?

Picard: "You're definitely wearing lifts and that's against Starfleet regulations!"
Remembering Ensign Mallory.
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