Tasha: Oh no he di'in't!
Can you show me flirting when you're done making creepy prows on a Viking ship?
Comedian: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Data: Quantum dipoles.
Away team to Enterprise. I'm inspecting the room now. Alert the Gideons to stand by.
Picard: Dane Cook. A better comic than George Carlin.
Riker: According to the holodeck record, yes, sir.
Worf: Shall I escort the Commander to the brig, sir?
Picard: Yes, Worf. And inform engineering to find out what the hell is up with the holodeck this week.