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Old June 13 2013, 02:42 AM   #11
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Re: TNG Caption This! 316: Brace for Comedy!

GEORDI: I'm not deaf. I just use the blind thing to to get to touch women's faces.

FRAKES: This is supposed to be *good* flirting?
GOLDBERG: They're scifi screenwriters. I'm impressed that it's not worse!

DATA: Data to Bridge. The holodeck appears to be malfunctioning. I asked for a great comedian and it gave me Joe Piscopo.

WORF: Wait. A large bowl of water...Data, those people who told you to bring me here, were they more of those human missionaries who try to baptize aliens?
DATA: I don't believe so lieutenant. They only told me they needed my help to save your eternal...
WORF: Goodbye.

PICARD: So you're telling me, we won't be exploring deep space?
RIKER: We will never be more than one week's travel from Federation space.
PICARD: You've got to be shitting me.
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