Re: Penis too small? You might actually be a woman, go see a Doctor! ;
Wow, what a surprise so late in life! I'm actually surprised that no one knew about anything earlier. I'm sure a 66 year old person has been to the doctor many times. Of course, maybe not. Either way, that's quite a life event to wrap one's mind around!
I tried to make a deal with the Devil, once. Turns out I didn't have anything he wanted.
You will never find a more welcome hive of love and humility.