"What a sweet, romantic moment! If only he doesn't press my nose with his thumb and say 'Beep! Beep!' like last time. Oh, crap, he's gonna do it!"
"Um...could you two excuse me for a sec? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."
"So, a strange woman picks you up in a bar, takes you to her place, introduces you to a highly-addictive, electronic 'game' that directly effects the brain, suggests you take this 'game' back to the Enterprise
and let all your shipmates try it, and you don't find that suspicious? Are we thinking with our 'little head' again, Commander?"