La Forge: You need to start using a moisturizer.
Riker: Are we still pretend flirting or are we actually flirting now?
Guinan: I was hoping that you knew.
Comic: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Captain's Log: Since starfleet has cut our budget again, we have started pulling Casino Heists to make ends meat.
Riker: What do you think?
Picard: You. With a beard. NO.