Hello everyone! Haven't yet managed to get things back to normal on weekend contests, but we're getting back to not being a week behind schedule anymore!
First up to the plate, we have the "Unnecessary Nudity" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"It's...uh...it's called the 'Lotus Position.' I managed to get into it okay, but I...uh...I don't seem to be able to get out of it."
"Perhaps, next time, you should do it in your quarters, sir. With the door locked."
"Also, I don't think it is required that you do it nude."
Next, we have the "This Gastrointestinal distress is without honor!" Award, going to
Did you have the Mexican meal choice too?!
Today was not a good day for tacos!
Next, we have the "Not only does he deliver babies..." Award, going to:
Vulcan Logician wrote:
The Enterprise was left with a skeleten crew, and with Dr. Crusher incapacitated, Worf was tasked with giving the crew their prostate exams.
Next, we have the "They hate the players, and screw over the games" Award, going to:
SPHERE: I am the XBox Fifty. You talked about a copyrighted game with the other bridge crew, and now you must pay the price.
PICARD: How did you know?!
SPHERE: I am always watching.
Next, we have the "Phoning it in" Award, going to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
GEORDI: You gotta help me Riker! I've got dates with two girls on the same night!
FRAKES (thinking): We've gotta stop using sitcom plots as B stories.
Our Photoshop Award goes to:
Gep Malakai wrote:
Captain's log, supplemental: The ship's automated dandruff retrieval system has gained sentience! It is trying to communicate on a Pantene interferometric frequency! The follicles! The follicles!
(OS): "Ah, I kneeeeeeeeeew it!!"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
Here comes the new images!