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Old June 10 2013, 08:50 PM   #256
Owain Taggart
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Re: Offiical XBox (3) Launch Thread

I'm wondering why they don't just name the Kinect 2, HAL 9000, because it certainly sounds exactly like it. It can watch you, it can prevent you from doing things and it can monitor you and your lifesigns. At this point, I'd fully expect them to call an ambulance if they see someone who shows signs of a medical emergency.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you watch the movie.
Dave: Why the hell not?
HAL: (After moments of silence) I am sensing that you are upset, Dave. Is something bothering you?
Dave: Let me watch my movie. I bought it.
Moments of silence...
Dave: HAL, we've been through a lot together. I bought you and took you home. Don't make me disconnect you! Just let me watch the movie!
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