LaFFy: Commander, did you hear how Wesley's Kobayashi Maru test landed him in the brig?
Rikes: No! What happened?
LaFFy: He beamed some Exocomps to rescue a contingent of Antedeans who were really Q in disguise whose ship was adrift on the Romulan Border being guarded by a renegade Caitian marauder.
Rikes: So what did they charge him with?
LaFFy: Transporting miners across the space lion for immortal porpoises.