This seriously pisses me off...
When I asked the plastic surgeon about the possibility of future problems with the surgical site, he said that people live for many years with as many foreign objects in them as I have, and they don't have problems... until they do. Okay, not what I really wanted to hear, but realistic. Sigh. That was barely two months ago.
A couple days ago, I noticed something suddenly wrong. Either fluid accumulating, or tissue moving around, or something. [insert profanity of your choice] The soonest they can see me in plastics is June 13. I'm supposed to go to the ER if it gets worse in the meantime. [repeat selected profanity]
Apparently I really can't