Captain Kathryn wrote:
Guy Gardener wrote:
Voldermort couldn't kill Harry because part of his soul got trapped inside the snot nose brat, so it practically would have been suicide to off the baby wizard... You know what that sounds like?
Why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line.
I'm actually a complete Harry Potter nerd. Read every book several times and seen every movie more times than I can count. God only knows how many times...
Anyway Janeway is magic and looks totally hawt in my poorly photoshopped wizard's hat.
And that isn't the only place she's hiding a penis.
There's a giant Irish one in Fair Haven and also in Chakotay's quarters (pants).
But she doesn't have access to Chakotay's AND every time she drops into Fair Haven someone finds out and snickers. She needs her own portable penis, something more upmarket than carved leola root.. I VOTE FOR PRIVATE HOLOEMITTERS. She IS the captain.