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Old June 4 2013, 06:01 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 315: Don't look at me like that!

Hello everyone! Sorry that I didn't get this one going during the weekend, but it's within the week it's supposed to start! It's better!

First up to the plate, we have the "Social Media to the.... well, no rescue so far..." Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Picard: "Any reply to our message to the Enterprise that we're trapped in the bowels of an erupting volcano and need rescue?"
Crusher: "None. But it did get four 'likes.'"
Next, we have the "Kirk Rules! And that's Kirk's Rule" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post

Data: The chain of command is quite clear, now that Captain Picard and Commander Riker are dead, as third officer, I am to assume command of the starship.

Worf: But Starfleet regulations clearly state that in the event of loss of the ship's commanding officer, the position of Captain should go to whoever has the balls to just claim command of the ship. It's the "Kirk-addendum" to the Chain of Command.
Next, we have the "Fear the beard, you may now wonder what I meant by that" Award, going to:

JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

GEORDI: Wait, wait. You...and Data? But, you and Troi!
RIKER: Troi was just a beard.
Next, we have the "Medical Malpractice" Award, going to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

DATA: I still think it would be easier to admit you killed Geordi on the operating table.
Next, we have the "You'll find their ad in the yellow pages right next to the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe" Award, going to:

J. Allen wrote: View Post

Geordi: "Four Aces five times in a row? You'll be hearing from my lawyer."
Riker: "Geordi, I swear, I had no idea..."
Worf: "Don't worry, Commander. The only thing you'll be hearing from Geordi will come straight from the Law Offices of B*tch and Moan."
A contest with great photoshop entries! Loved them all, but this one just nailed it for me, our winner is:

Gary7 wrote: View Post

Worf: "I feel I am better suited as acting captain, given my impressive stature. Wait, what are you doing Data?"
Data: "Leveling the playing field, Mr. Worf."
Btw, an RPG player like myself would call that "Leveling Up."

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post

Doctor's Medical Log: The attempts to inject Geordi with a personality have, to date, all failed.

R. Star wrote: View Post

LaForge: I've got my eye on you.
Riker: You're blind.
LaForge: .... damn it!

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Tonight, we head back to our blu-ray images!

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