Guy Gardener wrote:
It's like Jurassic park.
You paid to see a movie about monsters eating annoying children, and then... They all hop into a helicopter and fly away exacting no resolutions whatsofuckingever.
I just wanted to see Kirsten Dunst bisected.
Is that too much to ask?
It wouldn't be if Kirsten Dunst had actually been in Jurassic Park.