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Old June 1 2013, 12:45 AM   #20
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems


"Mmm, smells like dinner's ready."

"It would seem Janeway's Consistancyometer has gone awol again."
"Damn, right before the season finale too."

Paris couldn't decide whether to stop and seek medical help, find Neelix and thump the shit out of him for his stew causing this or simply try and get to third base before B'Elanna noticed.

"What the hell is in this room Tuvok?"
"It's the fans. Best steer clear of it."
"Why are they so white??"
"Natural light in a basement comes at a premium, captain."
"I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."
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