Re: "After Earth" - Trailer (M. Night Shyamalan, Will & Jayden Smith)
I'll see io9's "halfway decent" and raise them "It's 40 different kinds of stupid" having just seen it. A rare instance when the newspaper critics nailed it for the crap it was.
"Understand, Commander: That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull, and I was never here."
-Admiral James Greer