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Old May 30 2013, 08:15 AM   #7
Guy Gardener
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Re: Why Janeway is the Worst Star Trek Captain!

Captain Tracy melted thousands of Space Communists with a stolen phaser.

Seriously one phaser killed 10 thousand savages who were employing medieval siege tactics in less than 15 minutes by one crazy unshaven bastard, but when Janeway, or some goldshirt under her shoots anybugger, their arm gets singed and the baddies drop whatever they were holding.

It's like the R&D boys said to them selves "This wide beam setting is a bad idea, do we really want our officers sent out there with hand guns that can make city blocks vanish?"
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