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Old May 20 2013, 02:53 PM   #26
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Re: What did Kruge's dog die of?

(please note the picture below has uncompleted special effects)

Vincentorg: Want some Klingon bacon?

Kuh-less: No man, I don't eat Klingon pork.

Vincentorg: Are you Jewish?

Kuh-less: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on Klingon swine, that's all.

Vincentorg: Why not?

Kuh-less: targs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincentorg: Klingon Bacon tastes gooood. Klingon Pork chops taste gooood.

Kuh-less: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know
'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Targs sleep and root in
shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense
enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincentorg: How about a lizard-dog? lizard-dogs eats its own feces.

Kuh-less: I don't eat lizard-dog either.

Vincentorg: Yeah, but do you consider a lizard-dog to be a filthy animal?

Kuh-less: I wouldn't go so far as to call a lizard-dog filthy but they're
definitely dirty. But, a lizard-dog's got personality. Personality goes a
long way.

Vincentorg: Ah, so by that rationale, if a targ had a better personality,
he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Kuh-less: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin'
targ. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Okona
on TNG, you know what I'm sayin'?

I am here to talk about Star Trek and chew bubble gum.
and I'm all outta bubble gum.

Last edited by xvicente; May 20 2013 at 02:54 PM. Reason: cant think of anyone Klingons would find charming
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