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Vincentorg: Want some Klingon bacon?
Kuh-less: No man, I don't eat Klingon pork.
Vincentorg: Are you Jewish?
Kuh-less: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on Klingon swine, that's all.
Vincentorg: Why not?
Kuh-less: targs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincentorg: Klingon Bacon tastes gooood. Klingon Pork chops taste gooood.
Kuh-less: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know
'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Targs sleep and root in
shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense
enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincentorg: How about a lizard-dog? lizard-dogs eats its own feces.
Kuh-less: I don't eat lizard-dog either.
Vincentorg: Yeah, but do you consider a lizard-dog to be a filthy animal?
Kuh-less: I wouldn't go so far as to call a lizard-dog filthy but they're
definitely dirty. But, a lizard-dog's got personality. Personality goes a
Vincentorg: Ah, so by that rationale, if a targ had a better personality,
he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Kuh-less: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin'
targ. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Okona
on TNG, you know what I'm sayin'?