A is for Atavacron.
B is for Bob of the San Francisco Cetacean Institute.
C is for Conundrum, Worf takes control.
D is for Data's axial servos.
E is for escape pods. "Abandon ship!" This is the TOS Enterprise. I guess we're screwed.
F is for Ferenginar, homeworld of one of the most successful financial empires in galactic history.
G is for Garak. Elim Garak. Tailor, sometime spy. Full-time wackjob.
H is for Harry Kim's rank. Seven years on the other side of the galaxy and not one promotion in all that time.
I is for "Initiate self-destruct.... Silent countdown."
J is for Janus VI, homeworld of the Horta.
K is for Kelinda. Mmmmmm Good!!
L is for Landing Gear of Intrepid
-class Federation starships.