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Old May 20 2013, 07:48 AM   #462
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Re: Roddenberry's Worst Ideas

1st Talosian: Have the computer fragments yielded physiological or medical data that may be of help as we restore Vina?
2nd Talosian: The remnants of their files show multiple references to something called "spare ribs".
1st Talosian: Yes, I see. But wait. These are ... these are ... culinary references.
2nd Talosian: You mean... the humans have different rib counts... because....
1st Talosian: They couldn't!
2nd Talosian: They wouldn't!
3rd Talosian, just arriving: What's wrong?
1st Talosian, whose brain is now bleeding: Wrong thinking!
Wrong thinking!
2nd Talosian, also bleeding: It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
3rd Talosian: I guess you two will be no help. To 4th Talosian: Proceed with the operation on Vina. We'll just have to do the best we can.
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