I'm usually "slightly doughy Starfleet captain who goes rogue and gets killed in Part II or the second half of the film."
I last that long? I'm honored.
I am definitely
Science Division, Jr Lieutenant or something, but really I'm using my innocent and youthful appearance to disguise my true identity as a conniving Section 31 spy.
Here's me and one of my friends last night. After this picture was taken he and I looked at it and he blurted out, "Good lord, it's like we're two different species!"
Also, I made my picture awesome:
If it weren't for the lovely picture we would all know you were a Section 31 spy, luckly the pictures have distracted us.