Whoa Nellie is an award-winning writing team of two women who have been writing what we affectionately term 'Star Trek Bodice-Rippers' for nearly a decade. We have been posting some of our stories in this forum, but others could not be posted here because after the naughty bits were removed to meet the PG-13 rule, there wasn't much left other than the title. We currently have four universes: two TNG universes, a Voyager universe and our Star Wars stories. For your convenience, this is a comprehensive list of the Whoa Nellie collection to date and the websites where they can be found. The stories are listed for each Whoa Nellie universe in the order in which they occur. *Some of the TNG stories are archived at both sites depending on whether or not Picard and Vash appear as a major pairing in the story.
Whoa Nellie's Sci-Fi Romance Fan Fiction Website
TWIST OF FATE SERIES (VOYAGER): *stories are all R to NC-17 rated for romance novel-style sex scenes
Blessings of the Sky Spirits
: Chakotay experiences the most unique vision quest of his life.
: Following a strange vision quest , Chakotay finds that he has brought someone back with him from his vision.
What Comes Naturally
: Nature takes its course with Chakotay and his new bride aboard Voyager.
: Plot? What plot? Chakotay and Ceshlyta enjoy an afternoon of horseback riding on the holodeck.
: Fun with food. (WARNING: A Plot-free zone ahead) Includes: C/f, K/7, J/Kirk, P/T
: Chaos Theory becomes reality when Voyager's crew finds itself lost in Chaotic space. This is a rewrite of the episode The Fight (SPOILER ALERT-- but changes have been made).
: When B'Elanna decides to play a prank on Ceshlyta, things go horribly wrong. Meanwhile, Harry takes Sassy's advice regarding Seven of Nine.
A Matter of Definition
: PWP--Chakotay and Ceshlyta have a difference of definition. Harry and Seven begin dating.
Love and Copulation
: Harry and Seven take things to the next level.
Million Kilometer High Club
: Completely Plotless--Chakotay gives Ceshlyta a flying lesson.
Comings and Goings
: An away team mission to a seemingly-uninhabited planet raises interesting issues for Chakotay and his wife as well as Harry and Seven.
: When the Voyager crew encounters an alien race in need, Mother Nature provides the recipe for solving their problem.
: Something is affecting the crew of Voyager and no one is immune.
When in Rome
: When in Rome, do as the Romans do takes on a whole new meaning. (C/f and K/7)
Reporting for Duty
: PWP--absolutely no plot. Sassy stops by Chakotay's office to drop off her report.
MISCELLANEOUS STAR TREK STORIES: *stories are all R to NC-17 rated for romance novel-style sex scenes
: Academy days story in which medical student Beverly Howard gets a taste of the Indian Outlaw himself, Cadet First Class Chakotay.
THE NEXT GENERATION
: A dream is a wish your heart makes. Picard/Crusher story that occurs during TNG season seven episode 'Attached.' Ever wonder what those 'interesting dreams' of Picard's were that Beverly referred to? ***2003 ASC Award winner in Picard/Crusher Pairing*** ***2004 Hot Fudge Sundae award in the Sacred Chalice of Rixx contest***
: PWP In the mirror universe, Imperial Captain Picard discovers the matrimonial effect on the chain of command. (Warning: Character death)
: The Enterprise is assigned to evaluate the final stage of a planet's application for admission into the Federation. When Chakotay becomes a last-minute addition to the sociology team assisting with the evaluation, Beverly and he enjoy a hot reunion. Meanwhile, is someone trying to sabotage the membership application? Includes: C/Chakotay, P/Vash, R/T, crew
Blue Moon Lagoon
: PWP Beverly and Chakotay share a romantic evening during a leave on Risa. This occurs after the events of Incendiary but before Speaking in Tongues. (Seema's OPI Nail Polish Challenge and Lori's Evil Lyric Challenge combined.)
Speaking in Tongues
: Someone is planning an assassination at Daystrom Institute's Annual Science Symposium. The question is just who is planning to kill whom. Includes P/Vash, C/Chakotay, crew
Eye of the Beholder
: The crew of the Enterprise and some of Voyager's former crew join forces to find a missing Seven of Nine. SPOILER WARNING--events from all seven VOY seasons are discussed in varying degrees of detail. Includes P/Vash, C/Chakotay, almost everybody from TNG and VOY as well as a cameo appearance from a DS9.
Happily After All
: Beverly and Chakotay tie the knot.
Chocolate By Any Other Name
Three couples vacation together in a twenty-fourth century look at the eternal battle of the sexes. (P/Vash, C/Chakotay, R/T)
(Crossover with Stargate SG-1): A mishap forces the Picards, Chakotay and Beverly to work with an unusual team of allies--SG1. (PG-13)
: PWP--seriously, pure smut. Chakotay helps Beverly relax after a long, hard day.
Patterns of Behavior
: Old habits haunt Picard, Crusher and Chakotay with Vash an innocent victim. (Relationship/character-centered with elements of P/Vash, P/C and Crusher/Chakotay but no actual smut.) Just think of it as a clip show.
: Plot? Please, there's not even a point. Let's just say that Seven satisfies her curiosity.
STAR WARS STORIES: *stories are all R to NC-17 rated for romance-novel style sex scenes
The Rogue and the Princess
: Han and Leia's wedding night receives the full blown Whoa Nellie treatment of fanfiction romance.
: In Whoa Nellie's follow up to "The Rogue and the Princess," Her Royal Highness the Princess of Alderaan receives a combined lesson in the Force and her effect on men from her pirate husband.
Whoa Nellie's Picard/Vash Romance Fan Fiction Website
PG: Parting is such sweet symphony. The unseen parting scenes of Picard and Vash's first interlude on Risa in Captain's Holiday as told by Rodgers and Hammerstein.
NC 17: During the episode Qpid, ever wonder what happened after Vash was taken to spend the night in the dungeon with Picard?
NC 17: During the Enterprise E's final fittings, Vash comes onboard as the ship's Chief Archaeologist. The evil Alternate Picard from the mirror universe appears to steal the new ship's schematics when he spots Vash and decides to take her with him. Can Picard stop his counterpart, saving his ship and the woman he loves?
NC 17: Vash alters the newest Dixon Hill holodeck program giving Picard a birthday surprise he will never forget.
Beauty and the Q
PG: Q tries to persuade Vash to leave Picard and travel the universe with him. The entity places Picard and Vash in the "Beauty and the Beast" fairytale. Can Picard convince Vash to stay with him?
Tour de Force
NC 17: A group of terrorists have taken the Federation's Archaeology Council hostage. As the ranking Federation representative in the system, Picard must resolve the crisis. The situation is further complicated by the Captain's relationship with one of the hostages.
The Goose and the Gander
NC 17: With a little more than a month left until Picard and Vash's wedding day, Riker and LaForge plan a bachelor party for their captain. Not to be outdone, Beverly and Deanna throw Vash a bachelorette party the following week
Here There Be Q-nicorns
NC 17: On the eve of Picard and Vash's first anniversary, Q shows up to bestow a gift. He changes Vash into a virgin and throws the couple into a medieval adventure complete with knights, castles, and dragons.
NC 17 *Winner of 'The Sacred Chalice of Riix IDIC Award' Summer 2004 presented for the best work concerning an alternate universe of reality*: The evil Alternate Picard from the mirror universe returns for Vash. Can Picard stop his counterpart and save the love of his life?
In the Line of Duty
**A 2000 A.S.C Award Winner** NC 17: With the Federation-Klingon treaty up for renegotiation, the Enterprise is assigned to escort the Federation's diplomatic envoy to Qo'nos. The Klingon High Council is divided between pro-Federation and pro-Romulan factions. The Romulans have decided to openly pursue a treaty of their own by sending their own ambassador to the Klingon Home World. The Enterprise crew soon discovers the only thing more perilous to the Klingon Empire than a vote for the Romulans maybe a vote for the Federation.
The Wonders of Nature
**A 2000 A.S.C Award Winner** NC 17: Plot? What plot? Where we're going . . . we don't need plots! This little offering takes place in Whoa Nellie's 1st timeline about a week after "In the Line of Duty." Inspiration for this came from my favorite scene in the movie "Four Seasons" and Lori's TNG fanfic "Maneuvers in the Dark" from her Kerzoinky AU series which showed me it could be done - and done very well - in the fanfic format.
NC 17: The most joyous time in the Picards' lives suddenly takes an unexpected turn.
PG : A series of 12 drabbles portraying scenes from the most wondrous time in the Picards' lives.
PG: Giving birth is hard to do.
Reasons of the Heart
**A 1999 A.S.C Award Winner** NC 17: While investigating a quantum fissure, the Enterprise E (from the canon universe) discovers a breach between their quantum reality and one other reality(the universe created by Whoa Nellie). While the ships work together to close the breach, the canon Picard notices things in his counterpart's life that are missing in his own. After returning to his own universe, the canon Picard decides to pursue his heart's true desire. [Author's note: This story does stand on its own. It is not necessary to have read any of Whoa Nellie's other works. Whoa Nellie was having so much fun that she decided one universe couldn't possibly hold it all. So she needed two. Ain't Sci-Fi grand!]
PG 13: This is the second story in Whoa Nellie's 'Reasons of the Heart' timeline. The story does stand on it's own. While Archaeology Councilmember Vash is participating in an archaeological dig on Nimbus IV, Romulans invade the site, taking the entire expedition captive and surrounding the planet with three warbirds. The Enterprise is ordered to proceed directly to Nimbus III for negotiations with the Romulans which will be mediated by the Klingons. However, The Enterprise is ordered not to engage the Romulans surrounding Nimbus IV in any fashion. Will Captain Picard be able to find a way to rescue Vash and her colleagues without disobeying orders?
NC 17: Plot? What plot? Where we're going . . . we don't need plots! This little offering is the third story in Whoa Nellie's 'Reasons of the Heart' timeline. This story takes place directly after 'Stolen Hearts.'
The Specter of the Enterprise
NC 17: This story takes place in Whoa Nellie's "Reasons of the Heart" timeline sometime after "The Answer." While starring in a shipboard production of Webber's 'Phantom of the Opera,' Vash finds herself ensnared in a real life version of the libretto.
Brass and Brazen
NC 17: PWP - Plot and plot! What is plot?! This story takes place sometime after "The Answer" in the "Reasons of the Heart" timeline. However, it does stand on it's own.
NC 17: A frazzled fiancee', a frustrated Frenchman -- what happens next is pure fun and folly, but a good time is had by all.
NC 17: While dropping in on crew of the Enterprise, Q gets a naughty idea for fun from the Bard himself. This little offering takes place after "Carpe Diem" in Whoa Nellie's 'Reasons of the Heart' timeline. The story does stand on it's own.
Kiss My Asp
NC 17: The Captain is summoned to service his Queen Bee.
NC 17: A recent widow, Kamala of Vault Minor returns to the Enterprise. What happens if a metamorph *bonds* to someone they have no claim on?
NC 17: The Enterprise is assigned to evaluate the final stage of a planet's application for admission into the Federation. When Chakotay becomes a last-minute addition to the sociology team assisting with the evaluation, Beverly and he enjoy a hot reunion. Meanwhile, is someone trying to sabotage the membership application?
NC 17: Jean-Luc and Vash contend with differing views on how to spend their shoreleave. This story takes place in the "Reasons of the Heart" timeline shortly after "Incendiary."
NC 17: PWP. Plot and plot, what is plot? Picard engages in some extracurricular activity with his favorite archaeology professor.
Speaking in Tongues
NC 17: Someone is planning an assassination at the Daystrom Institute's Annual Science Symposium. The question is just who is planning to kill whom.
Eye of the Beholder
NC 17: The crew of the Enterprise and some of Voyager's former crew join forces to find a missing Seven of Nine.
Chocolate By Any Other Name
R: Three couples vacation together in a twenty-fourth century look at the eternal battle of the sexes.
The Goddess FaQtor
**A 2004 A.S.C Award Winner** NC-17: During her adventures with Q, Vash tried to stay out of trouble. Picard finds out just how unsuccessful she was as well as how little help Q was.
The Wolf with the Red Roses
NC-17: Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
**A 2004 A.S.C Award Winner** PG-13: A mishap forces the Picards, Chakotay and Beverly to work with an unusual team of allies--SG1.
Patterns of Behavior
PG-13: Old habits haunt Picard, Crusher and Chakotay with Vash an innocent victim. (Relationship/character-centered with elements of P/Vash, P/C and Crusher/Chakotay but no actual smut.) Just think of it as a clip show.