Re: 5 year old given rifle as gift, kills 2 year old sister
people in Vanuatu regularly kill one another with sharpened tropical fruits.
They should hire John Cleese as a drill instructor to cure them of that.
"First of all, you force him to drop the banana! Then, you EAT the banana! Thus, disarming him! You have now rendered him...helpless!"
"A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz." - Humphrey Bogart