Re: Your home and sea level rises
Oh, the perpetual smugness of the unsoggy and not-drownded landlubber rears it's decidedly moisture free head!
May you be divebomed by incontinent gannets and have barnacles attack your house.
Do you want some sea salt to go with your whine and cheese? ProTip: It's all around you, so help yourself.
Sorry, I don't bother paying attention to you and the other mer-folk until it's Shark Week
. You're much more entertaining when you're peacefully floating on the surface of the ocean, blissfully unaware that you're about to get a Great White colonoscopy.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'