Re: Your home and sea level rises
Oh, the perpetual smugness of the unsoggy and not-drownded landlubber rears it's decidedly moisture free head!
May you be divebomed by incontinent gannets and have barnacles attack your house.
Do you want some sea salt to go with your whine and cheese? ProTip: It's all around you, so help yourself.
Sorry, I don't bother paying attention to you and the other mer-folk until it's Shark Week
. You're much more entertaining when you're peacefully floating on the surface of the ocean, blissfully unaware that you're about to get a Great White colonoscopy.
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.