Here's something I got in email a while back. Take from it what you will ... at your own risk.
The one about the toilet seat is true. The rest are simpleminded and chauvinistic.
They sure are. Except the one about hints -- I think that makes a good point.
As for the toilet... I guess you've never been 3/4 asleep in the middle of the night and gone into a dark bathroom and not noticed that it wasn't just the lid that was up, but the seat, and sat down....