Re: one question about objective reality you'd want answered
Internal mental state of cats:
"Wait on me."
Internal mental state of dogs:
"Why yes, I'll chase that stick that you threw 8,000,000 times already. I will also eat my own shit and drool on everything and hump your legs. Any questions?"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.