Director: OK Bill, we've found the level of picture quality needed for your "hair" to look realistic!
Troi: So why isn't Leadhead doing this caption contest?
Riker: He's busy.
Troi: doing what?
Riker: He's under the desk.
troi: Isn't that slanderous?
Riker: Not as long as I don't say what he's doing.
Picard: That poster for Star Trek V wasn't exaggerating after all...