Say one more bad thing about lycra! I dare you!
I once saw a 20th century invention called a "seat belt."
Save it for your blog.
Now that I'm your Pon Farr booty call, we can reset your relationship status on Spacebook.
Is there any way to see that Vorik gets the message?
Yeah. I'll poke him. With a mek'leth.
That reminds me, pork tenderloin is on sale at Spacemart.
Somehow - a holographic Justin Beiber just isn't the same.