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Old May 7 2013, 11:09 PM   #13
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems



Very few crewmembers on Voyager knew it, but Captain Janeway paid for her replacement photon torpedos with her part time job as a Delta Quadrant chiropracter



PARIS: When do you think the Captain will notice we killed Neelix?
CHAKOTAY: The moment she walks into the messhall to order coffee and he's not there to hand it to her.
PARIS: Damn!



TORRES: I don't know which I hate more, the "blue screen of death" or the "No longer available" screen.
TUVOK: Indeed.



EMH: NAOMI! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, the invisible man and invisible woman models are NOT toys!



JANEWAY: Sheezz...They're right, Tuvok. One shouldn't put one's makeup on under the blue glow of flourescent lighting.
TUVOK: Indeed.
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