JANEWAY: My choke hold will knock you out ANY SECOND now!
ALIEN: (Thinking) Maybe if I pretend I'm unconscious I can go home.
PARIS: Do we really have to completely forgive him by the next episode?
CHAKOTAY: That's the rules.
TORRES: Crap. Janeway figured out we were hacking into her British literature holonovels.
Tom Paris quickly regretted hacking into Captain Boday's porn collection.