Re: "Discuss J.J. Abrams' rebooted Star Trek here"
If it looks like a reboot, and walks like a reboot, and quacks like a reboot, it's a duck.
Moe: I'll take the blonde!
Larry: I'll take the brunette!
Curly: I'll take the Black and Tan!
--Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)