Re: "Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?"
In an earlier draft of the script, it's revealed that McCoy went into veterinary medicine. He said his patients didn't complain so much. I don't know how long that lasted in subsequent drafts.
Also, in Roddenberry's novelization of the TMP, I think he mentions that Bones has been studying Fabrini medicine.
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