Thanks for the win, Ln X
I'm afraid I need to take a leave of absence from tormenting our good doctor here, my agent called, they need me to play the President of the United States.
: Duct Tape?
: The Chief says it's how he fixes most of the problems around here.
: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a war with Romulans" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Cardassian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
That awkward moment when the crew thought Eris said "Horta."
Upon seeing his blood turn goldish, indicating he's a changeling, the Martok Changeling exclaimed, "Huh, it's never done that before..."