Janeway: Whaddya mean you replaced all of my hair with a wig?
Chakotay: Tom quick! Resuscitate Neelix!
Paris: Don't worry commander, it's not as if Neelix is in any danger of dying
B'Elanna: God I hate spacenet shopping!
The Hierarchy didn't just spy on Voyager for information gathering...
Tuvok: Captain, we came all this way -- under the Omega Directive no less -- just to arrive at some kind of disco event?