Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
: I know you're just about to fight a duel to the death. So I'll just remind you at the last minute: I faked every orgasm.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.