Chakotay: What is this thing?!
Janeway (OS): Run Chakotay! It's been sent by a race called the Producers to remove someone from the crew...and you're on the shortlist!
EMH: I've just heard about what these Producers want. Tell me I'm safe!!!
Paris: This is madness! The Producers have us at each others throats!
Torres: Have it you way flyboy! I intend to make it home!
Janeway: What happened to the two of you?
Kim: The Producers device came after us, but it stalled...like it didn't know which one of us to come after!
Neelix: It said such horrible things...you guys like me, don't you?
Kes: What do you mean the Producers chose me!?!?