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Old April 29 2013, 07:37 PM   #73
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Re: is TOS the only 'true' Star Trek?

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: View Post
Greg Cox wrote: View Post
Greg Bear, Greg Benford, Greg Egan, Greg Costikyan, Gregory Frost, and John Gregory Betancourt
...and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in James T. Kirk Wears A Party Hat To The Federation Council!

(sorry, just channeling Art Fern there)
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^^^ It seems to me there is joke somewhere in there, but I can't imagine what it is.
Art Fern is a character that Johnny Carson used to play during sketches on The Tonight Show. Basically a used-car-salesman type who had a bad hairpiece and loud red jacket and was very hyper and almost manic. Every so often he'd stop what he was saying and go "Now back to our feature film...Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Yutz the Dancing Buffalo, in Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche" or something like that.
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