LaForge: "Gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. Unfortunately, we haven't yet been able to repair this android's positronic brain..."
Crusher: "...but we've made her hair perfect."
Worf: "OK, who ordered the life-size Captain Picard blow-up doll?"
Announcer (OS): "This wouldn't have happened if they had used Windex instead of the bargain brand."