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Old April 26 2013, 02:20 PM   #110
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Re: Have we witnessed the death of intelligent TV?

Lister: What makes you think these aliens exist?

Rimmer: They must do, Lister! There's so many things that are strange and odd. So many things we don't have any explanation for.

Lister: Like, um, why do intelligent people buy cinema hot dogs? Do you mean that sort of weird and mysterious thing?

Rimmer: No, Lister, I mean like the pyramids. How did they move such massive pieces of stone without the aid of modern technology?

Lister: They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips!
In a thousand years, they'll think that Aliens built the US Continental railways.
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