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Old April 25 2013, 09:31 PM   #8
Locutus of Bored
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Re: Barry Bonds Plaque goes missing...

The sign theft is an homage to his steroid shrunken testicles. Where once there was something big hanging there, now there's just a void.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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